Friday, August 22, 2008

You Bring The Pizza...I'll Bring The Drill!


The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)
cast: Michele Michaels (Trish Devereux), Robin Stille (Valerie Bates), Michael Villela (Russ Thorn), Debra DeLiso (Kim Clark), Andree Honore (Jackie), Gina Mari (Diane), Jennifer Meyers (Courtney Bates), Pamela Roylance (Coach Rachel Jana), David Millbern (Jeff), Joe Johnson (Neil), Jim Boyce (John), Ryan Kennedy (David Contant), Brinke Stevens (Linda), Aaron Lipstadt (Pizza Boy).
So the other night, around 3am, I couldn't sleep so I decided to watch a movie. With so many DVDs (and VHS) to choose from, you'd think I'd have an easy time picking a selection. But oh no, I go through my cabinet of movies over and over wondering which would be my best bet. Well, I can always count on the classic slashers of the '80s, so THE SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE it was. This is a movie that never bores me, and gleefully wallows in the cliches that made the teenkill pics so popular at the time. Luckily, it has a talented cast and crew (mostly women - written by Rita Mae Brown, produced and directed by Amy Holden Jones) and wastes no time in getting down to business: at 1 minute into the film, heroine Trish has the first nude scene, getting dressed before school, and at about 4 minutes in, Russ Thorn, the wild-eyed escaped killer, claims a telephone repairwoman as his first victim.
From there, Russ follows Trish and her friends home from school, where they're having a slumber party while Trish's parents are out of town. A beautiful home in Venice, California, is the setting for most of the mayhem. In true slasher tradition, however, the girls change into their nighties (more nudity), a couple of male classmates stop by to scare them, and Trish's neighbor Mr. Contant catches the girls with beer and "Maui Wowie" (grass). Nextdoor to Trish lives pretty Valerie, who is babysitting her pest of a little sister Courtney all night. Valerie was invited to the party, but declined when she overheard snobby Diane talking about her ("She works at it! Ever notice how perfect her eyeliner is? Just so!"). As night falls, Russ arrives with his blazing drill and starts offing the party guests at a rapid pace. By the time the 1 hour mark is reached, only 4 of the female characters are alive, which means the other cast members have been decapitated, stabbed and drilled within a half an hour. Even the pizza delivery guy gets his eyes gouged out ("What's the damage?" "Six...so far." Ha-ha), and the girls' basketball coach stops by only to get her stomach drilled open. Eventually, all of the screaming and drilling prompt Valerie and Courtney to investigate, where they find Kim's body in the fridge, a knife in her chest. This leads to a culmination outside by the swimming pool, where the machete-wielding Valerie severs Russ' bloody drill (how phallic!) as well as one of his hands. Still, he's a hard guy to keep down, and Courtney and Trish also jump into the fray to take out the sicko once and for all. You can't help but cheer these three traumatized girls on as they attack Russ at once.
OK, so there are plenty of things about the film that you could gripe about. Who is this Russ Thorn and why is he killing teens with a drill? That is never answered - all we know is that he is a mental hospital escapee who had murdered 5 people in the area over a decade ago. Most importantly, after the pizza man's body falls into the living room, you wonder why the girls, along with Jeff and Neil, just don't grab whatever weapons they can find and go running as a group into the street, screaming like banshees. The neighbors would have obviously heard such a ruckus and called the police. If that happened though, there'd be no movie. So they barricade themselves in the house, and Jeff and Neil make that famous horror flick decision to "split up" and try and get to Valerie and Mr. Contant's homes for help. Bad decision, as Jeff finds Diane's bloody body hanging in the garage, and he is drilled, while Neil is stabbed to death with a butcher knife on Valerie's lawn while she is content watching Hollywood Boulevard on tv (nice editing work in this sequence). While waiting for the boys to return with help, Jackie gets hungry and decides to snack on the pizza. ("Well, life goes on, after all!") Not so long in her case as Russ manages to slash open her throat with his drill.
The young actresses, all newcomers at the time, are a pretty bunch who manage to portray believable characters in a genre not noted for character development. The audience gets to know and like most of the girls before the bloodshed starts. Michele Michaels is good and also handles most of the film's topless scenes, but beautiful Robin Stille and the amusing Jennifer Meyers make a winning team as squabbling sisters Valerie and Courtney. Though she doesn't survive the night, Debra DeLiso is also likable as Kim - at least she goes down fighting, unlike many cowering, helpless femmes do in movies like this. Scream queen Brinke Stevens appears (naked) in an early role, but she is murdered in the high school locker room before she can even get to the party. She delivers a great shriek that rightfully earned her her scream queen title.
A sequel followed in 1987 - again helmed by a female director (Deborah Brock) - with Courtney and Valerie returning, unfortunately played by different actresses. In Part II, Valerie (Cynthia Eilbacher) is in a mental hospital while Courtney (Crystal Bernard) now sports a curious Southern accent and is a member of an all-girl teen musical group. When the girls take off to desert for the weekend, a new driller killer terrorizes the characters, but this time in the form of a rocker with a drill attached to his guitar! By no means anywhere near as good as the original, but it has it's entertaining moments and enough gore and screaming to satisfy fans. Another sequel followed in 1990, but it's in-name only, having nothing to do with any of the original's characters. It's also the least entertaining of the series.
So, check out this flick for a good time when you just can't seem to doze off.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

More Future Releases, 1980s DVD Premieres

1980s Horror - First Time On DVD:

FINAL EXAM (1981)
cast:Cecile Bagdadi, Joel S. Rice, Deanna Robbins, Sherry Willis-Burch (Killer Party).
MAUSOLEUM (1983)
cast:Bobbie Bresee (Ghoulies).
SUNDOWN:THE VAMPIRE IN RETREAT (1989)
cast:David Carradine (Trick Or Treats '82), Bruce Campbell (The Evil Dead), Maxwell Caulfield (Grease 2), Deborah Foreman (April Fool's Day '86), John Ireland (Incubus '82), Dana Ashbrook (Girlfriend From Hell), George Buck Flower (Cheerleader Camp), Gerardo Mejia (Can't Buy Me Love).
SWEET SIXTEEN (1982)
cast:Bo Hopkins, Aleisa Shirley, Dana Kimmell (Friday The 13th Part III), Steve Antin (The Goonies), Susan Strasberg (Bloody Birthday), Patrick Macnee (The Howling).
THE UNSEEN (1981)
cast:Barbara Bach (Screamers '81), Sydney Lassick (Alligator), Karen Lamm, Doug Barr (Deadly Blessing), Stephen Furst (Midnight Madness).

MORE SEQUELS:

ANACONDA 3:OFFSPRING
cast:David Hasselhoff (Baywatch).
FEAST 2:SLOPPY SECONDS
cast:Jenny Wade (Feast), Clu Gulager (The Return Of The Living Dead), Hanna Putnam (Nightmare Man).
NO MAN'S LAND:THE RISE OF REEKER (a.k.a. THE REEKER 2)
cast:Mircea Monroe (House Of The Dead 2), Desmond Askew (Turistas), Wilmer Calderon (Cursed), Valerie Cruz (Nip/Tuck).
REST STOP 2:DON'T LOOK BACK
cast:Diane Salinger (Creature '85), Julie Mond, Jessie Ward (Wicked Wicked Games).

REMAKE CURRENTLY CASTING:

NIGHT OF THE DEMONS
cast:Shannon Elizabeth (American Pie), Diora Baird (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre:The Beginning), Monica Keena (Freddy Vs. Jason), Edward Furlong (Cruel World), Tiffany Shepis (Abominable).

NEW MOVIES, COMING SOON:

BLOOD SCARAB
cast:Monique Parent (Dead Boyz Don't Scream), R.A. Mihailoff (Leatherface:Texas Chainsaw Massacre III), Brinke Stevens (The Slumber Party Massacre).
BRYAN LOVES YOU
cast:Tiffany Shepis (The Hazing), Brinke Stevens (Sorority Babes In The Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama), Daniel Roebuck (Halloween '07).
DARK HOUSE
cast:Meghan Ory (Decoys), Jeffrey Combs (Re-Animator), Diane Salinger (Rest Stop), Matt Cohen (Boogeyman 2), Erin Cummings (Dante's Cove).
FRAT HOUSE MASSACRE
cast:Jon Fleming (Dante's Cove), Bethany Taylor (Camp Slaughter).
HOME SICK
cast:Tiffany Shepis (Dorm Of The Dead), Bill Moseley (Night Of The Living Dead '90).
TRAILER PARK OF TERROR
cast:Nichole Hiltz (All Soul's Day), Priscilla Barnes (The Devil's Rejects), Ryan Carnes (Surf School).
VIPERS
cast:Tara Reid (Urban Legend), Jessica Steen (Still Life), Corbin Bernsen (The Dentist).
YETI:CURSE OF THE SNOW DEMON
cast:Carly Pope (Popular), Peter DeLuise (Children Of The Night '91), Crystal Lowe (Wrong Turn 2:Dead End), Marc Menard (John Tucker Must Die).